Tag Archives: St James’ Stunners

Many Newcastle fans hammer ‘worse than usual’ flop v Burnley – ‘Hopeless’, ‘Absolutely useless’

By | 14th December 2019

OPINION For weeks and weeks now, the common consensus surrounding Joelinton has been that something had to give. With just one goal to his name in a black and white shirt, it was painfully obvious that the Brazilian was struggling to adapt to life at Newcastle United, and as a result, it has felt increasingly as if something had to be done […]


View: Chris Waugh verdict on Newcastle flop could provide ideal solution to mounting woes

By | 9th December 2019

OPINION We’ve all made expensive mistakes.  Whether it’s a treadmill bought in the selection box-induced guilt of a January sale that now sits dormant in the spare bedroom, or a slightly outlandish jacket that looked great on the mannequin but that you’ve never had the guts to wear in public, there are times when we all […]


Many Newcastle fans slam ‘woeful’ ‘disaster’ v S’ton – ‘Pathetic’, ‘Useless’, ‘Touch like Dumbo’

By | 8th December 2019

OPINION It just isn’t working for Joelinton at Newcastle United right now. You almost have to feel sorry for the Brazilian, because with each passing week he looks less and less like a striker capable of leading a line in the Premier League, and much less like one who would justify a price tag of £40 million. He was his usual […]


‘OMG’, ‘Absolute filth’ – Many Newcastle fans blown away by ‘sublime’ ace at HT v Southampton

By | 8th December 2019

OPINION At the moment, Allan Saint-Maximin doesn’t appear to be able to do any wrong for Newcastle United at the moment. The French winger scored his first goal for the club in midweek against Sheffield United, and he followed that up with a first half against Southampton that was full of his usual flair and trickery. Make no mistake, when the lad gets going, […]

Many Newcastle fans drool over ‘insane’ ace v Sheff U – ‘Outstanding’, ‘Sensational’, ‘Belter’

By | 5th December 2019

OPINION It’s no exaggeration to say that Newcastle United would be in a vastly worse position if they didn’t have Martin Dubravka between the sticks. The big Slovakian international has been a revelation since arriving for a small fee in January 2018, and he proved his worth again with a fine display in the Magpies’ 2-0 win over Sheffield United on Thursday night. The stopper made a number of […]

‘Embarrassing’, ‘Useless’ – Many Newcastle fans slaughter ‘headless chicken’ in win v Sheff Utd

By | 5th December 2019

OPINION If patience is a virtue, then Andy Carroll must be a saint. The Newcastle United hitman has had to wait a virtual eternity for his first start in his second spell with his hometown club, but it’s fair to say that his second full debut – if that’s what we should refer to it as – maybe didn’t go as he might have liked. […]

‘Unbelievable’, ‘Have my babies’ – Many Newcastle fans blown away by ‘beast’ at HT v Sheff U

By | 5th December 2019

OPINION It’s finally happened folks, this is not a drill. Allan Saint-Maximin has opened his account for Newcastle United, and you would have gotten long odds on him breaking his duck in the manner that he did. A superb headed effort, bulleted into bottom corner beyond the despairing reach of Dean Henderson, it was enough to get the Toon Army raving on Twitter – […]

‘God’ – Many Newcastle fans drool over ‘magician’, made Man City ace look ‘Sunday League’ at HT

By | 30th November 2019

OPINION Saturday’s clash against Manchester City was always going to be a difficult one for Newcastle United. After all, the champions are the champions for a reason, and with such a large gap between themselves and Liverpool at the top of the table, they were always going to turn up to St. James’ Park with the bit firmly lodged between their teeth. And […]

View: Team of the Decade verdict shows ‘human-wrecking ball’ can still be major Newcastle asset

By | 25th November 2019

OPINION It’s probably fair to say that since his arrival on deadline day from West Ham, Andy Carroll has not really hit the heights that some on Tyneside might have hoped that he would.  Still yet to score in his second stint for the Toon Army, and largely injured through the opening stages of the campaign, the big striker has, at […]

View: Latest report on crunch talks for PL ace could be dreamland for Newcastle

By | 20th November 2019

OPINION Steve Bruce is almost certainly set for a busy January transfer window. With his Newcastle United side lurching from sublime to ridiculous this season, a few signings to steady the ship wouldn’t go amiss. The Toon Army are looking a lot brighter since they recorded two successive wins in their last two Premier League matches, and are now […]