Author Archives: Jonathan Jarvis

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Many Newcastle fans hammer ‘worse than usual’ flop v Burnley – ‘Hopeless’, ‘Absolutely useless’

By | 14th December 2019

OPINION For weeks and weeks now, the common consensus surrounding Joelinton has been that something had to give. With just one goal to his name in a black and white shirt, it was painfully obvious that the Brazilian was struggling to adapt to life at Newcastle United, and as a result, it has felt increasingly as if something had to be done […]

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Newcastle plot multi-million £ Jan raid for 23y/o battler from PL rivals – Transfer Talk

By | 13th December 2019

Newcastle United are keen on signing Everton defender Mason Holgate, according to Football Insider.  The 23-year-old has established himself as a regular for the Toffees in recent weeks, starting seven consecutive matches at the heart of defence. It is understood that he is valued at around £14 million by the Merseyside club, with the Magpies […]

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Phil Thompson drools over ‘wonderful’ Newcastle 27y/o in PL prediction for Toon v Burnley

By | 13th December 2019

Phil Thompson has heaped praise on Newcastle United midfielder Jonjo Shelvey for his recent form, but doesn’t believe it will be enough to prevent his side form losing to Burnley on Saturday.  The 27-year-old Toon playmaker has five goals so far this season including three in his last three matches, but Thompson still expects the Clarets to edge the meeting at […]

‘Terrific battle’ – Mark Lawrenson issues prediction for Newcastle v Burnley

By | 13th December 2019

Mark Lawrenson believes that Newcastle United will lose to Burnley this weekend.  The Magpies go into the game on the back of a three game unbeaten run, but Lawrenson believes that will end at Turf Moor. Speaking to BBC Sport, he said: “Burnley have lost their past three games, conceding 11 goals in the process, which is not […]

‘Big blow’ – Jeff Stelling issues score prediction for Newcastle v Burnley

By | 13th December 2019

Jeff Stelling has predicted a 1-0 defeat for Newcastle United when they play Burnley on Saturday.  The Magpies go into the game on the back of a three game unbeaten run, but will be without enigmatic winger Allan Saint-Maximin, who is ruled out with a hamstring injury. And taking that blow into consideration, Stelling foresees a gloomy […]

Report – 6’2″ Newcastle colossus keen to sign new deal before Jan window closes

By | 12th December 2019

Federico Fernandez is eager to hold contracts talks with Newcastle United before the end of January, according to the Northern Echo. The 6’2″ colossus has found himself in the limelight this season after a series of injuries at centre back thrust him into Steve Bruce’s first team setup. The Argentine is out of contract at the end of the season, […]

Michael Owen predicts Newcastle v Burnley, drools over ‘outstanding’ Toon mainstay

By | 12th December 2019

Michael Owen has predicted that Newcastle United will draw with Burnley over the weekend.  The Magpies are currently on an unbeaten run of three games in the Premier League, and the former Ton striker expects them to continue that run going with a share of teh spoils against Sean Dyche’s men on Saturday afternoon. Speaking to […]

View: Chris Waugh verdict on Newcastle flop could provide ideal solution to mounting woes

By | 9th December 2019

OPINION We’ve all made expensive mistakes.  Whether it’s a treadmill bought in the selection box-induced guilt of a January sale that now sits dormant in the spare bedroom, or a slightly outlandish jacket that looked great on the mannequin but that you’ve never had the guts to wear in public, there are times when we all […]

‘Unbelievable – Match of the Day pundit in awe of ‘fantastic’ Newcastle ace v S’ton

By | 9th December 2019

Dion Dublin has hailed Andy Carroll for his impact on Newcastle United’s late win over Southampton on Sunday.  The Toon striker was introduced in the 59th minute, and turned provider for the Magpies’ first in a 2-1 comeback with a fine cross for a Jonjo Shelvey header. And speaking on Match of the Day 2 (BBC One, December […]

Tony Cascarino names 6’2″ Newcastle colossus in TOTW after late win v S’ton

By | 9th December 2019

Tony Cascarino has included Newcastle United goalkeeper Martin Dubravka in his Premier League team of the week, as per The Times. The Magpies left it late to snatch a 2-1 win over Southampton on Sunday afternoon, and had the 6’2″ stopper to thank for keeping them in the match prior to half time. The result moves Steve Bruce’s […]